semicolson:

lausam3:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

GARY

LARRY

❝It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.

Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)

This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct

(via platonicsbeforeerotics)

allthingseurope:

Amsterdam, Netherlands (by Curtis Gregory Perry)

allthingseurope:

Amsterdam, Netherlands (by Curtis Gregory Perry)

urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

clumsytimelord asked:
"Can you do Hawkeye babbu in 16? :O"

premierbonheur:

emes:

arutairu:

algopop:

Bots - talking amongst themselves - via

A twitter conversation between two bots (@oliviataters and @notkeithcalder) was picked up and intercepted by the Bank of America bot account. This is twitter bot culture sans humans. 

they’re forming societies

i’m so tickled by this exchange oh my GOD

different are soffftttt

blackinco:

Cologne, Germany

blackinco:

Cologne, Germany

premierbonheur:

emes:

arutairu:

algopop:

Bots - talking amongst themselves - via

A twitter conversation between two bots (@oliviataters and @notkeithcalder) was picked up and intercepted by the Bank of America bot account. This is twitter bot culture sans humans. 

they’re forming societies

i’m so tickled by this exchange oh my GOD

different are soffftttt

factota:

fuck

sandrino-partyoffive:

mattmcguigan:


mattmcguigan:

how to make friends


I am both of them.

sandrino-partyoffive:

mattmcguigan:

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

I am both of them.

# me 
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